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usually around 25 pesos, or $2.50. Medicines are extraordinarily cheap, with most items costing between $3-$8. At Dr. Simi, a case of bronchitis or a stomach infection can usually be cured for less than $10. The pharmacy also offers a full range of vitamins, supplements, and protein powders at astonishingly cheap prices.

Some Mexican officials think that caring for America's aged could be a major new industry. The Tijuana Economic Development council produced a 120-page study this year on how to attract Americans to nursing homes south of the border. "We think this could be a very good business as these baby boomers reach retirement age," said Flavio Olivieri, a council member. "With the right facilities in place, Mexico could give these people

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a better quality of life at a better price than they could find in the United States." American expatriates, often a rough and tumble bunch, often take the no frills medical route. One American lady grinned, saying she had no intention of ever returning to the States. "If it can't be fixed in Mexico, maybe its time to make peace with my maker", she said. For more information consult the Mexico, Health and Safety Guide available online and locally at Incare Services, 661-613-1251